did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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