You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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