It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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