Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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