i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Someone signed my nipple.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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