dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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