do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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