so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Randomize
