somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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