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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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