How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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