when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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