i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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