too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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