i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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