Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
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