erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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