I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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