Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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