bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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