It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
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