This girl is more easily done than said...
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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