I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
