we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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