So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Randomize
