why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Be still, my beating vagina.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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