Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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