Pregnant stripper...not hot.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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