Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
and she was petting her beer can
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Let's get the cat blown out
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
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