You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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