I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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