Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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