Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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