I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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