He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
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