I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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