but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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