I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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