i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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