you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Is this like a preordered booty call?
True strength comes from lack of pants
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