you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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