Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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