she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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