What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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