Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Randomize
