yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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