i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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