WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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