Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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