I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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