if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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