Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
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