what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
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Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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