If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
