I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
