sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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