69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
then he tried to convert me to islam
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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